

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(via freyjas)
R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!
I’m Amber!
Brad!
Tammy!
Fender!
Brenda!
Sketch!
Shelly!
IQ!
Lou Ann!
And I’m
JAVERT
I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.

Very boring up here.
No crimes in Heaven, apparently.
SH
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Met an angel called Castiel.
Was looking for a human body.
SH
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Have I told you about the Winchesters?
SH
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I miss you and your complaining horribly
SH
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Met Einstein! Was appalled at how little I knew about space.
SH
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John, your mother and father say ‘hello’.
SH
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I wish I could talk to you
SH
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God won’t let me visit Hell.
But I’m bored. There are bound to be murders there!
SH
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If you end up here anytime soon I may have to kill you
SH
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Still missing you horribly
SH
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Was told you got married. “Mary Morstran”.
A woman even I might admire. Good Job.
SH
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People keep finding me here. Say that I solved the crimes surrounding their deaths.
Keep thanking me.
Somewhat annoying.
SH
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Really, John? You named your son “Sherlock”?
Someone is getting too sentimental.
I’m touched.
SH
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Met Mycroft. I’m not surprised he’s here a bit early.
Still as annoying as ever.
I miss when you used to punch him for me.
SH
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You’ve become so good at writing.
I miss you.
SH
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There are so many things I should have said.
Down There.
SH
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Sorry
SH
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I miss you
SH
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I love you.
SH
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Won’t you hurry up?
SH
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Don’t come too quickly, though.
SH
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Met with Mummy.
She cried. I don’t understand it.
SH
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I love you
SH
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Being an old man doesn’t suit you.
You’re done fighting, John.
Come home.
SH
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Stubborn to the last, my John.
SH
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I love you anyway.
SH
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“Welcome home.”
those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
(Source: wildquinn, via believerinrandomcapitalization)
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
(via umcakeplease)
(Source: common0courtesy, via freyjas)

ok no this was not funny
we watched this in my psychology class, and what they did was actually really fuckin cruel. this girl has a genuine phobia of cotton balls. so what do the people on this fucking show do? they bombard her with as many cotton balls as possible without warning.
she ran out of the studio fucking sobbing she was so terrified.
bunch of fuckin dickshits.
its staged
even if it is, it’s still awful. because what does this teach people? it teaches them that if a phobia seems strange to us, then it’s something to laugh and joke about. it teaches people that phobias should be treated as comedy.
whether it’s real or not, it’s still shitty.
flooding is actually a form of therapy juST sAyIn
(Source: guccigoggles)